You ever get one of those birthday cards that say something along the lines of, "I got you a present, but it wouldn't fit inside this card?" Well, Boxer, this is a version of that card. "I got you a present. In my head. And am sending you its virtual version."
Also . . .
As well as . . .
(the fondant shot glasses are probably a wee bit gross, though)
* * *So come on, Party People, tell me, what one thing would you buy Miz Boxer for her birthday today?