Thursday, October 2, 2008

No Silence Allowed


Eighteen U.S. states plus the District of Columbia allow a recall of their senators for voting against the wishes of their constituencies. Believe Moi, if New Mexico were one of them, I'd be working on a petition faster than you could say 75 percent off sale at Neiman Marcus.

If you live in one of these states:
Alaska, Arizona, California, Colorado, Georgia, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Michigan, Minnesota, Montana, Nevada, New Jersey, North Dakota, Oregon, Rhode Island, Washington, or Wisconsin.

Logo onto:
http://www.ehow.com/how_2096900_recall-us-senator.html

and find out how to remove the bastids from office.

We may not be able to beat them silly about the head, but we can do THIS.

10 comments:

Anonymous Boxer said...

Oh look! My State is on the list. Bastardios.

We can do this and more, Dear Moi. We just need you in office.

Aunty Belle said...

Rats! Floridy ain't on the list???

Drat the rats--there will be blood. Watch fer it.

Wicked Thistle said...

You see, *this* is how our democracy should work. Retract, retract, retract! I picture, with great delight, a giant stage hook. Or maybe a fishing line with our reps on one end and us pulling on the other (finally, a sport I can buy into!). Not only should we give them the same pay and benefits of the average American dude or dudette, they should also have to buy malpractice insurance for when we SUE THEIR ASSES OFF.

The Troll said...

Silly stuff. On to more important manners, my "shoe personality" is "Sundance Kid".

I know this now.

I'm not gay...

I like girls....

Not like as in going shoe shopping with them...

Like as in get them nekkid and have sex with them...

Heterosexual sex...

I only took the test cause there was a prize involved.

moi said...

AB: Go, you.

Aunty: Blood and money's about the only thing that's going to fix this thing.

Wicked: I like your plan. You can be my Veep. Together, we'll clean up. Then we'll go lay by the pool and drink margaritas and gossip. Um . . . the White House have a pool?

Troll: Dude, you're rambling. Did you forget to include some kind of linky? I also bet you'd go shoe shopping if Sarah Palin asked you to. Admit it.

Anonymous said...

Moi,

I left the link off on purpose. The fewer people who enter, the better my odds of winning.

I wouldn't go "shoe-shopping" with anyone unless paid $750 per hour under heavy sedation.

Troll

NYD said...

Let's just tear the whole thing down and start again. I'm certain that we could easily replace the politicians with truly honest folk.

Now, Aunty Belle, of course florida wouldn't be on that list.

K9 said...

called again today. i think my rep hank johnson (D) is a no. or so they say......

let a little pump you up ditty in the yard.

i still want MOI for president.

Anonymous said...

Awww, what the hell. Here's how to determine your "shoe personality"?

http://famousfootwear.eprize.net/lashoppingspree/index.tbapp?affiliate_id=


SUNDANCE TROLL

Wicked Thistle said...

I'm guessing our clean-up operation should only take a half hour or so, leaving us plenty of time to get drunk and abuse the cabana boys. Remember, we're recreating the gubmint, so we can dang shore have a pool installed at the White House if we want to.

p.s. In addition to my new VP position, I must demand that I retain ambassadorship to Belize and also be given the title and duties of Chief Cheese Taster. No, wait, make that Chief Cheese Eater. Tasting just leaves you disappointed and wanting more, and I have no intention of being teased by a cheese.