And when I looked in their eyes, they were blue, but nobody home.
Listen, all you gub'ment jackasses out there: the economy sucks the big one because YOU'RE fiddling in it. This is no place for a full-on economic lesson, but good Lord, you guys, it's not that difficult. Go read Marx and Engels. Then take a peeky-peeky at Ludwig von Mises et al and tell me what makes more freakin' sense.
That is all.