Paging Heather: 1977 called. It wants its leisure suit back.* * *
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Such a Succulent Sound
It is my greatest hope that now that über-gold-digger-cum-nasty-ass-bitch Heather Mills has received her divorce settlement from Paul "The nookie made me do it" McCartney, the first thing she does is go out and hire a good stylist.
Paging Heather: 1977 called. It wants its leisure suit back.
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Paging Heather: 1977 called. It wants its leisure suit back.* * *
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Now that she's got all that money, she's hot no matter what she wears.
Next time, I'm marrying for money.
I said it yesterday, I'll say it today:
there is something wrong with that woman.
Oh Dear God what is she wearing. I saw this picture while I was eating lunch and nearly choked.
And, did she really throw water at the opposing attorney?
Bat shit crazy chicks scare me. Poorly dressed ones annoy me.
Iamnot is cracking me up.
I wachted Germany's Next Topmodel yesterday, I think my IQ got damaged, that outfit is cute compared to Heidi Klums style.
All: AND, what I'd really like to know is, by what measure is her behavior while wearing that hideious outfit considered to be okay?
Okay, so she bore Paulie one child, but – hello! –nannies? She most certainly never scrubbed a floor or trudged a bag of groceries, never stood a moment over a hot stove pondering what to do with three chicken breasts and a can of salsa, and most likely didn't even do much in the naughty-naughty department, either. Yet she has the utter cojones to sue the man for a sum equal to what it would take to feed an entire third world nation for one year?
And then cap off her thievery with a celebratory thumbs up?
Just. So. Wrong.
I think this is a lesson for all those ex-Beatles types to NOT MARRY über-gold-digger-cum-nasty-ass-bitches, and certainly not to breed with them.
I mean, I REALLY question dear Paulie's taste. It looks like he's been cozying up with Rosanna Arquette lately. Yikes.
By all accounts, she sounds just horrible and I'm betting Sir McCartney is thanking his lucky stars that he got off for a mere $50 mil. I read that it only totals 6% of his worth, anyway.
I have to admit I can be seriously fashion challenged at times but I wouldn't be caught dead milking the cows in THAT outfit. Just goes to show that money can't buy taste.
Meghan: Oh Lord, my eyes. She's done something weird to her face, too, no?
Wicked: It's like flicking an ant off an elephant, I'm sure. But fer cryin' out loud. And I'm sure that doesn't even include what she's getting in child support.
Gypsy: Gotta watch it around those cows; they can be sooooo judgemental.
She looks sort of like the Hildebeest. Not quite as ugly, but similar.
Well at least there's only the inevitable 6 figure 'Hello' magazine deal to go, and then we'll have seen the last of her. And not before time too, the tedious cow.
she reminds me of "ash" in the movie alien. if you hit her with a stick? all this gummie stringy shit spills out and you found out she was placed there all along to destroy the crew.
only ash dressed a bit better.
She almost looks like... a jester?
Troll: Mooooooo!
Melissaria: Oh, I can't imagine how much of this you all are getting. You must be ready to shoot something by now.
She: The Alien movies rock. When I grow up, I wanna have Ripley's firepower. And use it on the Heather's of this world.
Upset: Yeah, unfortunately, though: NOT FUNNY. Then again, now that I think about it, neither are jesters. They're really sorta creepy, no?
She may be greedy and a nutter but that doesn't make her evil, surely?
And Paul McC is a big boy well able to look after himself and his millions, even if he did make an expensive mistake.
She gets worse press than child killers!
Poet: Greed and nutteriness in and of themselves? Nope, doesn't make one evil. But toss in a hearty dash of utterly awful fashion sense and, well, I'm a'feared we're dealing with Spawn of Satan stuff right there.
Yea jesters are creepy. Like hide under your bed creepy. You know, where you run and jump on the bed so whatever is under there can't grab you.
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