Friday, July 13, 2007

The Shoes I Love to Hate (For Meghan)

Yes, Meghan, I share your pain.

I hate Crocs so much, I won't even link to their ugly ass Web site, which features even more of their ugly ass shoes.

I'm so sorry. Your husband is a cutie and looks like he knows what he's doing fashion-wise in every other instance.

Tell him, "Hon, these are the ugliest ass shoes in the entire known universe. How could your feet NOT sweat like a passel of piglets on the D Train to the Bronx in mid July wearing these things? And do you know who else wears them?"

She's rumored to have one pair in every color.

Enough said.


Orangeblossoms said...

I might like my Dansko Clogs, but these should be outlawed!

the Dread Pirate Rackham said...

THEY ARE NOT SHOES! I swear to Jeebus they are NOT SHOES!

you've been tagged, lovie.

Meghan said...

I love you.

'Nuff said.

Ms Robinson said...

Oh those Crocs are worn round London parts by older, affluent mothers to accentuate their shapeless eco-friendly hemp dresses. They are fucking awful.