Tuesday, July 17, 2007

The Bubble-Headed Bleached Blonde Comes on at Five

Oops, sorry. I meant bobble-headed.

Calling all my Pals Across the Pond: Can you take her back now? We're done.


Meghan said...

I was over that twig before she even auditioned for the Spice Girls.

Please go home, Poshie Darling.

Wicked Thistle said...

Those boobs aren't real; they're just waaaay too perky. You know that girl feels all self-righteous in front of the other Spices, who at least appear to be aging at the same rate as the rest of us.


BOSSY said...

Because Bossy only watches Quality Programming, she purchased popcorn today Special for tonight's Posh premiere. Buttom's up.

czar said...

Wait 'til she and hubby figure out that the only people who care about soccer over here come in three groups:

(1) Munchkins
(2) Parents of (1)
(3) People who are not in this country legally

This is not the base for a real strong constituency.

My god, what do you say about a sport involving a ball where the players haven't even evolved enough to use their hands?

Doris Rose said...

good thing for comments, I had no clue who that was.

Ms Robinson said...

Darling she feels so welcome over there with all you lovely people we couldn't possibly take her back. We also have several others for you if you wouldn't mind.

moi said...

Meghan and Wicked: Right on, sistas. Although, I wouldn't say she's aging gracefully. Just more "assisted"-like.

Bossy: Oh, I so heart a good bit of crap celeb reality. But then she can GO HOME.

Bob: My thoughts exactly.

Ms R: Only if they come bearing a couple good bottles of anejo tequila (none of that blanco shit) and a decent-ass pair of shoes.

the Dread Pirate Rackham said...

OMG, I didn't even recognize Posh.

Poshy poo, I gather, is discovering that nobody gives a crap about her over here. She may have been special over there, but we got lots of girls with too much money and too many labels and not enough sense over here.