Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Stop Me if You've Heard This One
A rabbi, a preacher, and an imam walk into a bar, sit down at the counter, and order drinks.
Wiping the counter, the bartender looks at them and says, "Gents, I respect the fact that you are all men of God, but I tell you what. I don't think I believe in the Big Guy upstairs."
The rabbi looks at the bartender and says, "I understand. It's tough to keep one's faith in these trying times."
The preacher follows up with, "That's okay, my son. God believes in you."
Then the imam replies: "Off with your head, infidel!"
And I'm the one who is intolerant for not wanting a mosque built two blocks from Ground Zero?