Friday, August 13, 2010

Jogging for the Master Race

What is it they say about good intentions? That behind every sweetly condescending do-gooder is a little Hitler just aching to get his or her freak on?

What's next, a ban on high heels because of the cost of foot surgery?

Chewing gum because of cavities?

Rubber bands because of sling shots injuries?

Well, at least we can take comfort in knowing there is one thing that our Mr. and Ms. Busybodies will never ban:

Praise Jesus and pass the Cuervo.


Milk River Madman said...

From "Dodgeball"
Kate "White, how did you find where I lived?"

White" Freedom of Information Act Kate. Goddam hippies finally got something right."

Pam said...

Somewhere (can't remember where) is proposing a school ban on energy drinks too. It is a very slippery slope, no doubt. I can see the point ... but it is a case of punishing everyone for the sins of a few. Ack! This world, I swear.

moi said...

Milk: Love that movie. "If you can dodge a wrench; you can dodge a ball!"

Pam: Well, the slope I think is this: because we have turned health care over to government, state and federal lawmakers now get to dictate how we should/should not treat our own bodies in order to keep costs down for the state. If we don't drink, don't smoke, don't eat crap, we're less likely to need medical care further on in life.

Tired Boxer in Oregon said...

pfffffffffffft. Whatever happened to suvival of the fitest? Why don't they tell us what we CAN eat (kool aid and pills) and get it over with.

Aunty Belle said...

I'm sorry, but now really, Mrs O looks like she done
Had afew mickeyDs herself.

The whole admin is a passle o' freaks.

Meanwhile, the sheeple bleat on.


Karl said...

Good afternoon Moi,

But, if the government doesn't protect us from ourselves, who will? (ducks flying wrench)

moi said...

Boxer: Because Kool-Aid contains too much High Fructose Corn Syrup.

Aunty: Hush now. That ain't chub. That's zafig :o)

Karl: And the bowling ball will follow . . .

Heff said...