Today's Guest Blogger

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Dahlinks, I haff teep-toed over here from zee Wicked Thistle's site because at zee Wicked, I was given not enough time as an absolutely faaaaaabulous mammal, no? I mean, Wicked, she has to give zee time to zee kitty cats. I understand.

But here, at Moi's site, I sink I haff a leetle more air time. And not only do I come so you can admire my absolutely faaaaaabulous mammalness. Oh no. Although, yes, let us admire for few moments.

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Okay.

So, I also come to give advice. See, I haff heard zhat Moi, she is worried about zee hairs goings gray. Never mind she is too lazy to do something about. She has found fabulous hair stylist, no? She go see zee Karen. Karen, she make everything okay.

But eef the Moi, she has no time, I have solution. I vhant you take good look at head. No, no, stooopid, my head. Ees how we do it in Animal Kingdom, with zee hair. That goes gray. No problem for us. We look faaaaaabulous with zee gray. And all weethout those what you call them, high heels.

Now, go take lesson and be faaaaaabulous. Or I poopie on head. No, no, stooopid, your head.