Yes, Meghan, I share your pain.
I hate Crocs so much, I won't even link to their ugly ass Web site, which features even more of their ugly ass shoes.
I'm so sorry. Your husband is a cutie and looks like he knows what he's doing fashion-wise in every other instance.
Tell him, "Hon, these are the ugliest ass shoes in the entire known universe. How could your feet NOT sweat like a passel of piglets on the D Train to the Bronx in mid July wearing these things? And do you know who else wears them?"
She's rumored to have one pair in every color.