Friday, July 13, 2007

The Shoes I Love to Hate (For Meghan)

Yes, Meghan, I share your pain.

I hate Crocs so much, I won't even link to their ugly ass Web site, which features even more of their ugly ass shoes.

I'm so sorry. Your husband is a cutie and looks like he knows what he's doing fashion-wise in every other instance.

Tell him, "Hon, these are the ugliest ass shoes in the entire known universe. How could your feet NOT sweat like a passel of piglets on the D Train to the Bronx in mid July wearing these things? And do you know who else wears them?"




She's rumored to have one pair in every color.

Enough said.

4 comments:

Orangeblossoms said...

I might like my Dansko Clogs, but these should be outlawed!

the Dread Pirate Rackham said...

THEY ARE NOT SHOES! I swear to Jeebus they are NOT SHOES!

you've been tagged, lovie.

Meghan said...

I love you.

'Nuff said.

Ms Robinson said...

Oh those Crocs are worn round London parts by older, affluent mothers to accentuate their shapeless eco-friendly hemp dresses. They are fucking awful.