Friday, July 6, 2007

Bling Bling For the Clean Clean

Have I ever discussed with you the demands that stained concrete floors, Berber carpet, S.B., and Ivan place upon Moi's cleaning prowess? Suffice to say, one must have tools, Party People, with which to attack effectively. And my Oreck was losing its staying power.

Enter the 2007 Riccar Pristine canister vacuum.

We won't even go there about the fabulous color, or the fact that its manufacturers have given it a name (I mean, could anything be more custom-made for Moi?). What's most important is the bazillion mega-hooha wattage sucky-uppy power that totally ensures me speed and ease of cleaning.

With this baby in hand, I will put aside for a while my anger over Scooter Libby and bumbling international terrorists and make it all about the clean.


Doris Rose said...

I soo get that! I personally ride around on a Rexair Rainbow (well not literally)in a less than pretty brown and black--but when it can suck the drapes off the windows...who cares! Women love power tools.

Orangeblossoms said...

Wish we could clean the White House out with it!

Wicked Thistle said...

My new fave phrase: "bazillion mega-hooha wattage sucky-uppy power." 'bout peed my pants, girl!

Meghan said...

If that sucks as much as it shines... I can totally understand your excitement.

I want one.