With the glee that I would, say, order that smashing new Dolce and Gabbana sweater set for fall, S.B. made the following purchases last week: one bright white, ANSI-rated hard hat, complete with Class E&G rating (formerly class A&B) and V-Guard, as well as reflective-tinted, ANSI-rated Z87 protective eye gear, courtesy Orange County Chopper.
Outfitted thusly, you could bounce a bus off his head, swing a truncheon at his face, and light a fire under his toes – he'd be no worse for the wear.
This is also why, party people, when temptation comes a'callin', I tell the receiver to talk to the hand, ain't nobody home. I mean, why eat a burger out when you've got ANSI-rated sirloin like this at home?
2 comments:
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