This is S.B. in his new gear, shipped direct and to our door by Grainger Industrial Supply. For those of you who may not know who or what Grainger is, picture Saks Fifths Avenue, only for engineers.
With the glee that I would, say, order that smashing new Dolce and Gabbana sweater set for fall, S.B. made the following purchases last week: one bright white, ANSI-rated hard hat, complete with Class E&G rating (formerly class A&B) and V-Guard, as well as reflective-tinted, ANSI-rated Z87 protective eye gear, courtesy Orange County Chopper.
Outfitted thusly, you could bounce a bus off his head, swing a truncheon at his face, and light a fire under his toes – he'd be no worse for the wear.
This is also why, party people, when temptation comes a'callin', I tell the receiver to talk to the hand, ain't nobody home. I mean, why eat a burger out when you've got ANSI-rated sirloin like this at home?