Friday, June 29, 2007

Boy Bling Part Deaux

This is S.B. in his new gear, shipped direct and to our door by Grainger Industrial Supply. For those of you who may not know who or what Grainger is, picture Saks Fifths Avenue, only for engineers.

With the glee that I would, say, order that smashing new Dolce and Gabbana sweater set for fall, S.B. made the following purchases last week: one bright white, ANSI-rated hard hat, complete with Class E&G rating (formerly class A&B) and V-Guard, as well as reflective-tinted, ANSI-rated Z87 protective eye gear, courtesy Orange County Chopper.

Outfitted thusly, you could bounce a bus off his head, swing a truncheon at his face, and light a fire under his toes – he'd be no worse for the wear.

This is also why, party people, when temptation comes a'callin', I tell the receiver to talk to the hand, ain't nobody home. I mean, why eat a burger out when you've got ANSI-rated sirloin like this at home?


Wicked Thistle said...

That dude takes sexy to a whole...nubba...lebel! That hat would come in handy for any number of imagined scenarios of potential head injury. And the glasses, oh, the glasses...

Anonymous said...

Its like you read my mind! You seem to know so much about this, like
you wrote the book in it or something. I think that you can do with a
few pics to drive the message home a bit, but other than that,
this is great blog. A fantastic read. I'll definitely be back.

Here is my website :: weight loss clinics