American Idol Snark Station: Really, Really Late

Sorry, folks; I was visiting some friends last night who just had twins (baby, baby, please let me hold him, I wanna make him stay up all night), so not only did I miss American Idol, it didn't even record itself because our stoooooopid satellite company is in the middle of a colossal snit fit with Fox and CBS. We can watch the channels, if we can find them, but they don't come up on the guide.

Yeah, and we're paying for this privilege!

Anyway, I just finished watching the videos on-line.

Casey: awesome. Gets cuter by the second.

Naima: infectious.

Paul: What. The. Hail?

Karen: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Pia: soapy, hate that freakin' song, and her dress had a tail, which is just not okay.

Scotty: George, is that you?

Country girl #1: can we all just take Pasty Cline off the table now?

Country girl #2: infectious 2.0.

Ashton: awesome hair and dress. but just a wee bit zzzzzzzzzz.

Jacob: boy, he's good, but . . . zzzzzzzz.

Thia: I don't ever want to hear "Smile" ever again, ever, unless it's attached to a Quentin Tarantino movie and someone's getting chainsawed apart to it.

Durbin: We were just talking about Wings last week! Wings is awesome, and this song? I could listen to it a gazillion times and never get tired of it. Guys, that's how you write a kick-ass love song to the kick-ass gal that puts up with your happy, leave-the-toilet-seat-up-and-drink-straight-out-of-the-orange-juice-container, ass. Tail boy did justice to the song.

So who goes home? My vote is for Paul. Drugs 'r' bad, m'kay?