Friday, May 22, 2009

Cash, Ay?

If by some chance St. Peter says nyet to me entering heaven for an eternity of crap celebrity gossip magazine reading and never ending margaritas served by Johnny Depp (but JD circa Blow and not that dumb ass pirate movie)?

Then hell will be the Devil forcing me to wear Cachè for all eternity.

Moi's Fashion Tip #726: Life's only a beach, Party People, if you're actually VACATIONING there.

This post brought to you by the recent snark attack going on at War of the Nuts. Enter at your own risk.


Jenny said...

this somehow validates my "camping gear" outfits I prefer to wear over pj's. Or drapes. Or 100% plastic.

moi said...

Boxer: Or, and yes, I'll say it: Crocs. I would wear Crocs before Cache.

Kymical Reactions said...

Every time I walk by that store my mind instantly hears that RuPaul song Supermodel. It jumps to the part that goes "I have one thing to say, chasse' chante', chante', chante', chante'. Except that I subsitute Cashe' for chasse'.

I betcha I have a song for every situation and random things in life.

Stop on over for some guilty pleasures.

Big Shamu said...

HOLY SNIKIES, crocs before Cache. This must be some nasty frocs.

VintagePurseGal said...

I've seen the Cache store and not only is their stuff bloody expensive--even on alleged sale--but their mannequins are a size triple zero. Eh, but what do I know? I haven't been to the beach in twenty years. I'd probably spontaneously combust.

moi said...

Kmwthay: Me, too! There's a constant soundtrack running in my head.

Shamu: Forkin' frocs are not fierce for sure.

Wendy!: YOU LIVE! Yay! Expensive and yet, sooooooooo polyester. If I'm going to break the bank for clothing? It had for damn sure better be cashmere, silk, and Egyptian cotton.

Heff said...

I'm just glad I'm not the only one that thinks Depp is an ass pirate.

h said...

Guns? Baked goods? Libertarian dream-world politics? How the heck Mine That Bird ended up in New Mexico?

sparringK9 said...

wrap yourself in eggplant drapey lycra. add some big plastic decorations. i think you missed the rack with the shiny white jeans with silver studs on the pockets. grrhderhahahaha.

soon youll be laying under some hot rocks!

Aunty Belle said...

Moi, Dahrlin', y'aint got no
worries. Aunty will be thar' tuggin' on St. Peter's robe tellin' him how youse so funny that Hell cain't have ya, since they's on an eternal diet of glum.

nevermind the Cache thang-- it lost me at purple--the gag color worn by ever'body on the wrong side of the Styx--heh!!

NYD said...

I am confused.

But that's just a SNAFU, so the world's alright

Gnomeself Be True said...

Pretty girl.

(See, it's simple in here.)