Friday, February 27, 2009

I Can't Cry Anymore

Dear President Bam-Bam:

Just to let you know? If I'd wanted a rock star in the White House, I would have voted for:

and if I'd wanted a messiah:

and if I'd wanted a spanking when I was a bad, bad girl:

or my nose wiped when I had a cold and tucked snuggly into bed at night when I was feeling blue:

and if I'd REALLY wanted to be pushed around:

But what I wanted and, indeed, the only thing you should be, is someone who executes the law as written by Congress in accordance with the Constitution of the United States. But I don't see a heck of a lot of THAT going on lately.


sparringK9 said...

remember that portrait of stalin made up of curtain tassels? grrrrrherhahha

well said. and i concurrrrrrrrrrrrr

Gorilla Bananas said...

I think I could give you a harder spanking than the guy with the spear. Harder and more enjoyable.

moi said...

K9: Yes! I Googled it but didn't find a pic.

Gorilla: No doubt, but are you willing to spank Obama?

sparringK9 said...

holy shite theyre burning beamers and porsches in germany! frustration taken out on cars!

*gotta get silk up to my barn. grrrherhahahahaha*

MommyHeadache said...

I only wish I knew what Bam-Bam has done. I'm afraid I find him a bit boring and consequently don't read up on him day to day. But I am willing to don a dominatrix outfit, give him a spanking and shout at him in a loud German voice if you need me to.

moi said...

K9: Well, Porches they can have. Who was the writer who said they look like a fat lady stuffed in a tutu? Definitely fascist design. Definitely.

Emma: Why, yes, I do. It's why you are a Weapon of Mass Distraction in Moi's Gub'mint Administration. I'm assuming, as well, that you have an appropriately Teutonic Dominant alias as well?

sparringK9 said...

grrrrrrrherhahahaha thats funny. kinda how i feel about glocks : design that looks like somebody pours some hot plastic on a sidewalk and it sorta formed the shape of a gun.

MommyHeadache said...

Yes indeed, I am known amongst my intimates as Fraulein Birnsteig and have worked my cane on some of the most famous buttocks in the political firmament.

Jenny said...

Are you and K9 talking guns and cars, AGAIN?

Great post Moi. I've decided my Mute is on "Stimulus" and it won't be saying "Gee, THANKS!!!"

Romeo Morningwood said...

ROME wasn't re-built in the first 100 days.
Bear in mind that O'Bama has to contend with the legacy of the worst Presimadunce in history..
the full effects of Dubya's 2 terms of asshattery cannot be misunderestimerated?

fishy said...

Allow me to encourage you to send this to Obama as an e-mail !

I soooooo agree with you.

Loved Boxers spring bouquet, cheered me up on a dreary day.

Aunty Belle said...

Amen, sistah!!

The people who are now backtrackin' off their support of Obama are whining that they dd not KNOW that he would plunder the nation...really?

When ya hang wif' crooks like Resko and gang, it means youse got good intentions? When his only career so far was promoting marxism (ACORN)who can among voters plead "I didn't know" ?

Remember, Obama IS delivbering on his promise of CHANGE. It's jes' not the change most dems had in mind. He meant a change to Marxism.

Pam said...

You know, I haven't thought of the "Bam-Bam" doll I had in ages. Until now.

moi said...

K9: Wellllllllll, I sure do loves me my Glock. Can't help it. There's just something kind of Matrix-ey about it.

Emma: Good. Then I have given you the right cabinet assignment. Carry on.

Boxer: Hah. I just keep remembering Shamu's comment: you sure y'all are GIRLS?

Donn: You'll get no argument from Moi that Prez Shrub was an asshat o' the first order. Howev-ah, that does not excuse this current bit o'tyranny, and I don't care how "caring" this guy comes across. He's selling us down the river. Dropping us in the water. Watching us drown.

Fishy: Oh, I got so many ding dang letters out there, if you gathered them all and put them in a book, it would make those 1,000+ budget pages look like a Kindergarden primer.

Aunty: And if he's not consciously gunning for Marxism? Then that's even scarier 'cause there's nothing worse than the devil in good intentions. Can you say Cognitive Dissonance? I knew you could.

moi said...

Pam: That comes courtesy one of my good friends who lives in South Louisiana and can sling political commentary so funny, you'll pee your pants every time.

Jenny said...

bwahahah - EXACTLY.

h said...

Constitutional. Republic. Dead.

Donn.Coppens. Moron. Slogan-Chanting. Spinelss. Faggot.

Heff said...

Moi, I absolutely LOVED this post. Obama...not so much.

Anonymous said...

ghetto-hustler-in chief is the next bond salesman to occupy the oval office. Can it be the soul brother is really eschewing power to people and shoveling fiat money into the coffers of Wall Street Bankers? Can he really be another George Jefferson taking people to the cleaners?

Oh yea, he became president because he was going to make everyone ride choo-choo trains, bicycle to the local food cooperative, eat fresh vegetables from their flower box garden, wear woolen clothes made from the fleece of the sheep grazing in the backyards, and be shod in saddles made from discarded tires.

The poor guy had no idea what was going on while he was running for president and selling his audacious Shangri-La to the simple minded hoedown people. People looking for Dad to increase their allowance, give them a free house, pay for their schooling, take them to the doctor, and re-train them when their Women's Study degree left them educated and unemployed. People who want their daddy to tuck them in at night, tell them everything is all right and keep the boogie man away.

But what's this? The black messiah-in-chief is serving the same old slop of tax and spend gruel, liberally watered down so there is enough to go around; lovingly ladled into tarnished tin bowls, but promising by re-election time there will be meat to eat for all.

If only the savior-in-chief would put some of the fresh vegetables from our windowsill gardens into the broth; then we would know his love is genuine and care sincere.

Anonymous said...

priceless GIF here:

"we got your money!"

moi said...

Troll: Now, now. Mind your Ps & Qs. No need to call names that have nothing to do with the argument.

Heff: He's not very heavy metal, is he? EMO, I say.

Luz: Exactly. Take this to your local Kinkos and copy a bazillion and paper the streets.

K9: That's hysterical! I gotta figure out a way to nick that for the blog.

Jenny said...

GIF made me spit coffee out and now I want to learn how to make those, too.

Aunty Belle said...

me too--how does one make them gif thangs?

Heather Cherry said...

Oh man, I heart this post. For the record, though, I would have gone with Kurt (actually, if we're going with Nirvana connections, then Dave Grohl), the Jesus from Jesus of Nazareth (or the one from Jesus Christ Superstar... or "Hot Jesus" Jim Caviezel from The Passion), Desmond from LOST, my Snuggles, and Dwight from The Office, respectively.