Wednesday, January 20, 2010

It's Easier to Ask Forgiveness Than Permission – Wait, What?

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A grand jury is currently expending a tremendous amount of flatulence-fueled energy on the oh-so-important issue of whether or not media whores Tareq and Michaele Salahi committed some kind of crime by crashing the gates of a White House state dinner last November.

But if that's the case, why were the Salahis nonetheless being grilled by Homeland Security today? Is it just me, or is it totally whack on crack for us to be printing yet more fiat currency to deal with this bullshit?

Once again, I ask: THIS is the government we want to put in control of our health and well-being?

17 comments:

Karl said...

Good evening Moi,

The caption is:

Tareq "Don't worry Michaele, as long as they can use us as a diversion to cover the real security screw-up’s. They won't press charges. Quit touching your lips, we can't afford an other Botox treatment!"

Buzz Kill said...

The secret service really balled this one up and, as much as I think these people are just shallow media whores, they're being persecuted. If we can allow a president to change what "is" is, we can let these people change what "Official Invitation to a White House State Dinner" is. Enough already.

Picture caption: This is where Barak kissed me. I haven't washed this lip since Novemeber.

or

She's way too hot for me.

K9 said...

caption:

"Oh no! Not another herpes flare up"

TROLL Y2K said...

" Just nod your head when the democrats try to blame this mess on the Secret Service instead of the Chicago Political Hack who demanded we be let in".

Pam said...

"If we can sneak into the White House without being noticed, maybe no one will catch us sneaking out of jail." I say, throw the book at them. And make it a heavy one.

czar said...

Caption: "How come when they turn Tiger Woods crashing and his hos into a media circus, he gets to disappear for two months, and I gotta sit in a room with these lying weasels?"

Doom said...

How about...

Oh, this is horribly frightening! What next time, Bilderberg, an EU secret panel, or some UN event?

Quick, look nervous and contrite!

fishy said...

During a commercial break Michaele says,

'" Hey "T", do you think they have the cameras positined correctly for our best shots? How much air time do you think we will get today?"

moi said...

Great captions, all! However, I see no reason to waste any more tax payer money to "prosecute" these idiots. The thing to do would be to let them go, and slap the secret service on the wrist.

K9 said...

whats the prize?

moi said...

Ammo :o)

Marko said...

She asked whether she looked fat in that dress...he's still thinking of an answer!

Anonymous said...

You know what, use Bluetooth blocker to jam all secret transmitters in your room or office.

Gnomeself Be True said...

They have to be seen doing SOMETHING. Something stupid is better than nothing is the Lib credo.

Kymical Reactions said...

Under advisement of my attorney, I choose to exercise my right to the fifth amendment. Sorry. :/




happy weekend, doll.

LaDivaCucina said...

I remember lots of time and money being wasted back a few years ago under another administration to investigate...ahem, BASEBALL AND STEROIDS!

Anonymous said...

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