Monday, October 15, 2007

She's Praying to the Aliens

One of these days I will sit down and suss out why, oh why, I am so obsessed with Posh Spice. But this is not that day. Instead, I leave you with only this: proof positive that the woman is, indeed, from an entirely different planet.



P.S. And those shoes? Totally NOT fabulous.

10 comments:

the Dread Pirate Rackham said...

what.


the f*ck.

Doris Rose said...

...never bought me a drink, not sure I'd want one.Strange sense of *style*.

Anonymous Boxer said...

Maybe it's because you're fascinated with Fembots?

Those shoes - I bet they were pricey too. Boo.

Wicked Thistle said...

You know, I...what the...how...the words....escape...

Please make her stop. Her pointy boobs were discomfiting enough, but now she is really disturbing me in those shoes. And is her face real??

the Dread Pirate Rackham said...

those shoes are not NEARLY as fabulous as these redfeathers.

http://store.everestgear.com/red520010.html


SAYIN!

Steph said...

And what do they eat on that planet? Someone get that girl a porkchop.

moi said...

DR: Strange doesn't begin to describe it. "Hmmmm . . . Today shall I eat the small, pretty chillrun, or, perhaps, the little doggies nipping at my heels?"

AB: I will have to search my psychology a little further, that's for sure. But Fembot she is. Perhaps she should marry Gary Numan?

Wicked: I believe the face was a recent purchase . . . It looks discounted to Moi, though.

DP: Few things are more fabulous than Redfeathers. I am hoping they will transform my stumble, stumble, hop, hop, into something more graceful.

Stepherz: Yes, I have recently started a non-profit called Feed the Super Models. Bring a hamburger, get a swag bag. Whatever happened to the lusty/busty trend a la Gia, Lisa Taylor, and Cindy Crawford?

czar said...

"lookatmelookatmelookatme lookatmelookatme lookatmelookatme lookatmelookatmelookatme lookatmelookatmelookatme." (Laurence Olivier to Dustin Hoffman on why people become actors)

i think there's a basic difference between what i imagine to be a crippling lack of self-confidence, self-esteem, and self-worth (Posh, Paris, Britney, Lohan, Simpson sisters, et al.) and the quiet seemingly classy ones who you never hear about (johannsen [sp?]). Oh, and maybe that the latter have talent and looks, not some occasional sometime wishing for same.

moi said...

Steph: Whoopsie! That would be Steph not Stepherz, also a CO-based blogger who drops in on occasion. My bad. Brain addled. Thanks for stopping by!

Czar: Yeah. Narcissism rules our present-day society. Everyone wants their 15 minutes . . . No one wants to earn it.

Ms Robinson said...

This woman has got to stop. Everything she does is just another indication of her insecurity. I can't bear it anymore.