Sunday, October 7, 2007

Lazy Ass Excuse for a Blog Post

This is one of those what I like to call LAEFABP posts: In other words, I'm trying my durndest to keep my content fresh, but sometimes, hell, you know. I just don't have it in me to comment on the train wreck that is Britney Spears' life or Posh Spice's welded-on canteloup boob job or the fact that more children are killed each day by relatives than they are in a whole year by dogs.

Hence, what I like to call my Lazy Ass Excuse for a Blog Post, posts. In which I make instead half-hearted attempts to convince you that your life will be as devoid of light and meaning as a raging black hole if you don't watch, read, or listen to what I tell you.

Ergo:

DOWNLOAD THIS:
"This Wreckage" – Gary Numan










With his grinding moody Moogs and lost-in-psychic-space vocals deadpanning bargain basement existential clichés like And what if God’s dead/we must have done something wrong/This dark façade ends/We’re independent from someone, Numan was a grunge/goth/industrial guilty pleasure way before anyone else (you listening, Trent Reznor?).



READ THIS:

Geronimo: His Own Story: The Autobiography of a Great Patriot Warrior by Geronimo, S. M. Barrett, and Frederick W. Turner

When you're down and feeling blue, just ask yourself: What would Geronimo do?

Bad ass mother fucker (I just put that in here to see if the Censor Police would come after me, too.)








WATCH THIS:

If loving you is wrong, I don't want to feel right.

4 comments:

Anonymous Boxer said...

Oh, I watch Dexter!! Or, more accurately, I Tivo it and then... watch it backward. I do not kid. This show fascinates me and yet.... aghghg... hard to watch.

P.S. - good post.

Wicked Thistle said...

I always appreciate a little direction in my life, so thanks for the recommendations. Glad to see that you're flaming curse words made it past the censors, too.

the Dread Pirate Rackham said...

gary numan was so cute way-back-when. And I think he was/is so gay. Is he not? did I make that up?

yes I did. He's married with 3 kiddos.

posh has welded on cantaloupes? oh my. I hope you find it in you to tell us more.

moi said...

AB: Dexter backwards? Huh. You are an intriguing gal . . .

Wicked: Yeah, so what happened in your case? Any of those chillruns of yours computer whizes and they decided to punk Ms Thistle?

Pirate: Yes, he's married. To a woman who is apparently addicted to plastic surgery. He's been quoted recently that it gets on his every last nerve. So sad, no, the fact that I know this?