Sunday, April 11, 2010

Where Neon Goes to Die

That's, right, Party People. I'm headed to Miami. For a ten-day book project with a deadline so tight it doesn't squeak, it roars. But that's okay, because it's, well, Miami!

Which I assume is a good thing. La Diva, who lives la vida loca close by to where I'll be staying, assures me it is. So I'm going with that.

Now, let's hope for on time flights, safe baggage arrival, plenty of time to run and workout (because when I'm not working I'm going to be stuffing my face with Cuban food), time to hang with La Diva, and at least one day to spend all the money I haven't yet earned at the shops at Bal Harbor (10 minutes from Moi!). Kidding. I only have room for a couple pairs of new shoes.

Now, if only I could figure out how to get Gloria Estefan's voice out of my head . . .


Big Shamu said...

As a side assignment, see if you can get Rosie O'Donnell to eat Gloria Estaban's flan.

Have fun and don't work too hard. Amen on the Cuban food. Heaven.

chickory said...

did you get a sparkly belly ring yet? grherhahaha have fun and say hello to tony montana for me (and his lil frennn)

Heff said...


moi said...

Shamu: Bwahahahahaha! I saw that episode of, what was it? Kathy Griffin? Where she goes down to Miami and Estefan makes flan for everyone and then takes them around to all these Cuban restaurants. She seems like a fun gal.

Chickory: Hah! Do I LOOK like a sparkly belly ring kind of girl to you? I'd say: negative that, over.

Heff: More like: WORK MOI'S ASS OFF! with party in lower case letters. But, I'll try.

Jenny said...

gold lame flip flops? Did you pack those?

Weeeeeeeee - have fun and I'm looking forward to reports from "Travel with Moi"

To me, Miami is about all of those beautiful art deco buidlings.


h said...

Come on baby do that conga/I know you can't control yourself any longer/

Envious that you get to sample Diva's wares. Got time for a side-trip to Troll County?

It's about 20 minutes away.

Sonny Crockett said...

This one's personal, Tubbs!

Buzz Kill said...

Wow, you get to observe Diva in her natural habitat. And you have to look up the Troll while you're there too. Take pictures plz and enjoy yourself.

Drinky Crow said...

Troll got the lyrics wrong:

Come on baby shake that body, do the conga/you know you can't control yourself any longa

Feel the fire of desire/as we dance the night away/cause tonight we're gonna party/right until the break-of-day

Ricardo Tubbs said...


The Lieutenant wants us to go by the book!

Kymical Reactions said...

if you run into David Caruso, ask him for a wicked one liner. It's what he does best. :)

Have fun, and stay safe.


moi said...

Boxer: It's flip flops or sky high heels here – not much in between. The buildings are making me salivate . . .

Troll: Oh, Lord, I hate that song. But I love Miami, esp. Miami Beach. Why on earth would anyone live in Los Angeles when there's MIAMI? It would be fun to have time to visit Troll County. I have no idea what my schedule will be this weekend, though.

Buzz: La Diva and I had dinner last night. She is, indeed, most fabulous.

Kym: I've never watched CSI Miami! Now, I probably will just for the scenery.