Wednesday, November 14, 2007

You! Cake or Death?

A couple things you need to do today:
1. Run your Web site through The Lolinator ( The Pirate sent this to Moi last night as I was furiously working on an ass client and I laughed so hard I nearly tinkled. This is what she did to Bite the Apple. Check out the Kung Fu kitty with da pittie.

2. Go next door to Moi's baking site. 'Cause I'm not going to rest until I con, uh, entice enough readers to justify hanging up a bunch a' Google ads for Kitchen Aide mixers and Williams and Sonoma tart pans whose proceeds will allow Moi to retire from writing with enough time to spend half the day training for mini-tris and other half on the sofa with bon-bons and the entire collection of South Park on DVD. (The quality of that last sentence right there is proof enough, Party People, why this is an urgent goal.)

But, most importantly, an actual recipe is up and running. If you don't bake, maybe you can con, uh, entice, someone into making it for you.

3. Have a simply splendid day



Jenny said...

YOU have a splendid day too.


The kitten is helping mine.

Meghan said...
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Meghan said...

Death. I mean CAKE!

The LOLinator was hilarious. I'm off to check out your baking blog...

the Dread Pirate Rackham said...

aha! another Eddie Izzard fan!

alas, I have no time to bake. I can only enjoy from afar...unless of course you'd like to bring me some baked goods? no?

but I did peek - it's beeeyoooteeful, your bakey blog!

moi said...

AB: Alas, I can only admire the kitties from afar. The Ivanator will make them lunchies.

Meghan: I'll have to come up with something gingery for you.

Dread: Oooo, Eddie. Don't cha think he's weirdly hot, as well as hilarious? Baking and bringing you goodies is not a far-fetched scenario, missy. Baking and giving away is the only thing that saves Moi's ass. From becoming the size of a jumbo jet.

the Dread Pirate Rackham said...


and I could post culinary reviews. Heh.

moi said...

Ja. You just gotta shoot me over a few of your sweet tooth faves and then wait until after Thanksgiving! said...

I've been meaning to check out your baking site. Now that I can stand the sight of food, I'm gonna mosey on over.

Hope you have a GREAT Thangsgiving!