Thursday, July 28, 2011

Ich bin ein TV Glotzer


I honestly have no idea what on earth possessed Heidi and Co. to decide she should appear naked on this promo poster. All I can say is: please, God, don't make Tim Gunn do the same.

Who's with me on watching?

16 comments:

LaDivaCucina said...

Can't wait! As for zee Fraulein Heidi nekkid: really? You are a married mom, yes, you are still sexy, yes, you have a rockin' bod, YES. Now stop embarrassing yourself a la Madonna.

moi said...

La Diva: Bwahahahahahaha! Spot. On. I loves me some Heidi, I do, I really do. But she gets ridiculous sometimes, especially with the short skirts.

Boxer said...

oh, I don't like this poster. At all. WTF? Is it about making fashion or Heidi recapturing her youth? Why did they graffiti her? Who set this photo up? Boo. And I nearly spit my coffee out at LaDiva's Madonna reference. BWAHAHAHAH

HOWEVER.... weeeeeeeee to the return of Project Runway!!!

the Dread Pirate Rackham said...

that woman is a freak. how dare she have 3 children and still look so amazing?

chickory said...

holy smoke! it starts tonight! weeeeeeeeeeeeee Im happy. this day is shot. I wont have much to show for today re: flanery

moi said...

Boxer: After a certain age, no matter how awesome you look, I say: Put. It. Away.

Pirate: I think it's more like sixty-five gazillion children or some outrageous number like that. And if it makes you feel any better, well, her nose is a little bit odd, don't you think?

Chickory: Oh, no! I hope it isn't the hand. Well, here's something to take your mind off your troubles: you can make fun of the totally "horrifying" fashion of contestant Julie Tierney: http://www.mylifetime.com/shows/project-runway/season-9

Buzz Kill said...

Project Runway? What?

I'm not sure I see the problem with the advertisement. Is her tie too short?

Aunty Belle said...

Gick--The Heidleburg needs to grow outa this stage. So teen twitterish.

But, I will be watchin' tonight.

BTW, New Haiku theme posted. I'se headed off to see the Cajun side of the clan--they's gonna hep me judge this go around. Heh.

Pam said...

I'm in! And I'll even do a write-up. Might get my head back in the blogging game! Woot! But I think Michael Kors naked would be worse than Tim Gunn.

Karl said...

Good afternoon Moi,

If she's had a lot of kids, she's likely the poster girl for C-sections.

The thing that bugs me about this poster is the scissors, shades of Lorraina Bobbitt.

moi said...

Buzz: Buzz. Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz Buzz.

Aunty: I'll be right over. "The Heidelberg." Bwahahahahaha!

Pam: Oooooo, yeah. Orange flesh is much worse than pasty white! If you're posting, BONUS!

Karl: It's a very strange ad on all kinds of levels of wrong.

Intuitive Eggplant said...

You betcha I'll be watchin'!

Troll said...

I'd watch it but it would cut into my stabbing myself with sharp sticks time.

She was on Garry Shandling (reruns on IFC), so she must be pretty old.

czar said...

I don't know anything about this show or anything about any show you write about, but the whole US cultural landscape would be greatly improved if some channel would be smart enough to put Bullwinkle into permanent rotation. For that matter, Davey and Goliath would do the same.

moi said...

Eggy: Yay!

Troll: She's 39. Is that old?

Czar: And Underdog.

czar said...

Underdog brings up a great Wally Cox anecdote.

In the early '50s, if you can imagine it, Marlon Brando and Wally Cox were roommates. Cox, of course, made a pretty good living playing the mild-mannered, bookish sort. Upon Cox's death, Brando stated, "Wally Cox had the soul of an axe murderer."

And when Brando died, among his effects were Wally Cox's ashes.