Friday, October 16, 2009

Where's the Beef?

Chef Troll is sponsoring another one of his mighty Culinary Throwdowns and lil' ol' Moi has been tasked with the duty of judging all the entries. Yay! I loves me some food judging. Just call Moi Padma Lakshmi, only without the hellish wardrobe. Seriously. How can such a gorgeous woman have such bad taste in clothing?

1977 called. It wants its 'ho back.

Anyhoo . . . hop on over to the Chef and see who's cooking what and what I have to say about it.

When you're done, skedaddle over to our salon at the Bitches of Fashion and see what the Pirate and I are obsessing on now.

And then go on and have yourself a simply fabulous weekend.


Gnomeself Be True said...

Green clothes...keeping me from seeing her naked.

Aunty Belle said...

Oh I dunno..
After Padma engaged in
Public foreplay wif a hamburger
I ain't never seen her the same..

What ? Judge has no entry. Thas a shame

VintagePurseGal said...

I was wondering about Padma's wardrobe. Her stylist picks out godawful crap, but, damn, the girl can usually carry it off.

Buzz Kill said...

Thanks for taking up the judges standard for this challenge. You will have your work cut out for you, especially if Troll doesn't win. Grrrhahahhaa

pam said...

Someone must have told her she looks like Cher.

Kymical Reactions said...

Padmoi! (I like that, Buzz!)

I'm ready to be judged.


h said...

It seems I'm the only Top Chef viewer who never notices what Padma wore. Not sure if that makes ME or everyone else ghey?

Thanks for being the smartest and most beautiful Judge on Planet Earth!

Kymical Reactions said...

Troll: don't you know that Moi is way too smart and independant to be bought and with flattering comments?


Jenny said...

Hello - I gotta say that kmwathy's crash potatoes are pretty awesome. I may actually try to make them these weekend.

Bretthead said...

I think her clothes look fabulous, particularly if they were crumpled up on the floor next to my bed. Sorry, couldn't help it...

Big Shamu said...

Snort! Padmoi. Dresses and cooks better than Padma. I'd have to give Padma the edge on eating a Hardee's Hamburger though.

moi said...

Gnome: Down Gnomey, down.

Aunty: No because that wouldn't be fair :o)

Wendy: By virtue of her tall gorgeousness, most of the time, maybe. These past several shows, though, nyet. Did you happen to catch her "Half Breed" look (thanks, Shamu!) the other night? No, no, no, no, no.

Buzz: That's priceless – Padmoi! And you won't be catching me in no green jumpsuits, either. No way, Jose.

Pam: Ya think?

Troll: Unless you can cough up some leopard print Louboutin peep toes between now and midnight . . . nice try, though!

Kym: I'll be right over!

Boxer: Crash potatoes rule!

WTWA: WTWA, meet Gnome. Gnome, meet WTWA.

Shamu: I've never actually eaten a Hardee's hamburger.