Ms. Fishy, the winner of Serendipity's truncated but rollicking 'ku contest earlier this week, has kindly asked me to host in her stead this week. So here ya go, you Haiku Crack Monkeys. Your theme is:
Deal with it in any way you like. Then drop it off here—up to two to be judged—and let me know if you're also up at your own blog with images.
Y'all have until Monday at midnight EST and I'll judge sometime Tuesday/Wednesday and reveal a winner.