Friday, March 13, 2009

I Coulda Had a V-8

Parents, please heed this very important warning. The photo below illustrates why you should never, EVER allow your small child to interact with a bull breed dawg:

19 comments:

Big Shamu said...

Racing stripes, cool.

Heff said...

LMAO !!! I was expecting a totally different outcome !

The Poet Laura-eate said...

Oh he'll just look even meaner with the tattoos!

Other dogs will flee in terror.

;-)

EmmaK said...

OMG! So damned cute. I'd just be pleased the kid wasn't scribbling on the walls!

Wendy said...

At least they weren't horizontal stripes, which are much less flattering.

Boxer said...

I agree with Wendy, stripes can be sooooo fattening if not applied correctly.

What a super cute picture. Both CPS and PETA will be mad!

fishy said...

Priceless!
Do print this picture, set in a beautiful silver frame and wrap carefully. One day you can give it to his bride as a wedding gift!

fishy said...

Priceless!
Do print this picture, set in a beautiful silver frame and wrap carefully. One day you can give it to his bride as a wedding gift!

K9 said...

the furniture is equally as disturbing. good dog.

CHEF TROLL said...

Tolerant canine
waits patiently for boy to
become dog's best friend.

moi said...

Shamu: 'Cause one can never have too many racing stripes.

Heff: Nah, only Chihuahuas eat lil' chillruns. Just ask Boxer :o).

Poet: All the other dawgs will make fun of him, but he won't care.

Emma: I know, huh? Reason #35 to have a white dog.

Wendy: Don't you know it. Bull terriers are already stocky enough.

Boxer: One of Moi's fave party games: Let's Piss the PETA BOTS right the fork off!

Fishy: LOL. But that's not my child or dog. It's a photo a friend sent.

K9: Hah! I didn't notice, but you're right!

Chef: In my advocacy work, I pay VERY special attention to how the kids respond to the dogs.

Boxer said...

The dog actually looks pretty happy. He has noooo idea what's been done and probably is just enjoying the "massage".

and K9's right, freaky furniture.

moi said...

Boxer: Bully dawgs are actually one of the best breeds around children because they're so tolerant of their antics. But this is a first to me!

Doris Rose said...

Great picture, gives me a good idea for a project while watching TV, maybe even hair extensions...

moi said...

DorisRose: Ruh, roh. Miss Thang is NOT going to be happy!

kmwthay said...

oh goodness! Please say they were washable markers! I guess you could classify it as moving art.

Poor puppy. He thought he was getting a massage.

Heather Cherry said...

Nanny dogs, woot! You totally stole my next blerg subject, Moy. I bet every bully breed blogger is jumping all over this. :o) Y'think this is how Pete the Pup got the ring around his eye?

Wendy: LOL!

fishy said...

Moi,
really excited to learn that is NOT your furniture clad in flocked textile! I actually KNOW that fabric, KNOW the man who manufactures flocked fabric in the States for the Eastern European furniture market.

moi said...

kmwthay: Moving art! Good one.

HeatherC: I know, I think I've now received it in my email inbox fifty gazillion times.

Fishy: Get the flock out of here, really? Another tee shirt: Just Say No to Flock