Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Moi's Numero Uno New Year's Resolution

17 comments:

Doris Rose said...

Whew! I, for one, will be sleepin' a lot better now.

Gnomeself Be True said...

As a former defense contractor I can tell you that war IS money.

What, pray tell, will you be doing toward this goal?

TROLL said...

This is directly related to today's Troll Poll. GMTA.

moi said...

Doris: Well, you should be. I am, after all, armed :o).

Gnome: Yes, but you can make money without making war. I'm also speaking generally as well as personally. What would happen if oh, I dunno, the gooberment removed their grubby lil' mitts from the economy, forbade the Fed to print any more counterfeit currency, stopped the leakage of taxpayer dollars to every dumb ass conflict across the globe, and gave that money BACK TO US, so we could not only afford to live our lives, but also rebuild this nation back to an economic power?

Troll: I see that. I answered.

The Poet Laura-eate said...

Ah, but what if you sell missiles for a living...?

EmmaK said...

A laudable sentiment but I am lazy so for me I will stick to Make Love Not War

moi said...

Poet: Not as tricky as it sounds. One of the few justifications for the existence of a Federal Gooberment in my opinion is for the creation and maintenance of an armed force for national defense. The operative word of course being defense.

Emma: Well, even that takes effort. Unless you're tied up.

Boxer said...

bwahahaha.

YES!!!

Happy Happy New Year Dear Moi.

xoxo

K9 said...

right on! HNY!

Wow, that was awkward said...

Does that mean you will be nicer to everybody? Or by war are you referring to bigger things involving guns, bombs and armies and stuff?

Sidenote - did you see the article in SI about Michael Vick's pit bulls?

Happy New Year!!

moi said...

Boxer: Back at cha!

K9: And if people are really stoooopid, we'll sic your bro's Dogos on 'em :o).

WTWA: I'm always nice. Well, unless someone does something poopy to me. YES! I saw that article. Sports Illustrated has redeemed themselves. In my mind, they contributed hugely to the breed's bad rap with their dumb ass, over-the-top cover in 1987.

Wendy said...

What if I have to fight with customers who don't pay their bills?

Happy New Year!

moi said...

Self defense is totally acceptable. I'll even loan ya a nice pearl handled revolver for the task :o).

Wendy said...

And pearls are ALWAYS appropriate!

Boxer said...

P.S. this is another great t-shirt.

Heff said...

Let's Hope we ALL make money this year !

Happy New Year from Heff's Bar and Grill, Moi !!

Big Shamu said...

Does this mean I must give up my personal war on the tree hugging nut loving varmints?
Or just make money at it?



HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU AND THE IVANATOR, SQUIRREL CHOMPER OF THE YEAR!!!!!