Señor I Am Not has nominated Moi for president.
Sure. Why not?
I mean, who am I to refuse this important, historical nod?
After all, it will most likely mean:
1. I'll finally be able to purchase an entirely new spring wardrobe. I can't possibly stump in last year's outfits and, besides, I can write it all off. Just send all the receipts to my poor, long suffering accountant and have her file under: Really, Really, Important Presidential Nomination-Type Stuff.
2. Change. Really real change, Party People. I'm talking the stuff you put in your pocket.
3. Other really real important stuff I can't quite put my finger on at this exact moment. But I'll think of something. After I pick my running mates. And we all go shopping. And then stop for sushi.
13 comments:
I like this idea of real change in the form of Lincoln's and Washingtons...you got my vote! ;)
Change the way these people treat the animals we consume. Fuckers. We need someone to cramp their style. Ugggh. Then ya got my vote sister! :)
I always wanted a Pres who wore hot shoes!
Are intelligent folk still allowed to vote?
If so then you are a shoe in.
A shoe in??? What the hell does that mean? I'm off to Wiki to find out.
Hey! I found out it was "shoo-in", not "shoe in".
Glad I found that out.
Don't tell my students about this.
Thursday: Hopefully some Grants and Franklins, too.
Upset: Well, I like my animals to have happy, happy, joy, joy lives before I shoot 'em and eat 'em. So I think I can help you there.
Aunty: I'm a little worried about the whole handbag thing, though. Carry or no?
nyd: Hey you coulda left it and I would have just thought you were being super duper clever.
fer Christ's sake will you please address the ISSUES. grrrherhahaha
You mean the "tissues"?
A birkin in every closet!!
VERY cool. Love what you did....
Happy Monday!
Would an Aussie vote be legal? If so, then you definitely have mine.
Ms. Moi - what is your position on taxes?
Wait! I already know.
Let's go shopping.
Congratulations. Louboutins for all I take it?
And
No Sequined Boleros, Gypsy Skirts or Leggings
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