Wednesday, August 8, 2007

What Ivan Wants


There is something both funny and kind of sad about this. Kind of sad because it's so typically American, that way we have of mixing righteous indignation with the giddy opportunity to score some cash.

And of course funny because, well, who wouldn't want to turn the tables on this lowlife, scumbag piece of shit by chewing his head off?

Aw, what the hell . . . Ivan's not catching them squirrels anyway.

5 comments:

Doris Rose said...

Great idea and doesn't Ivan deserve a widdle tweat? not to be confused w teat!! that would just be wrong!

Wicked Thistle said...

Think they could make one of these in a voodoo doll?? You know, just so that Mr. Vick could really *feel* every tooth sunk into the doll by them big ol' dogs with anger issues over being forced to fight their doggie friends. Fair is fair, right? Or maybe we could just go back to the coliseum days and set Mr. V. up with a lion or two so he could see how *that* feels.

Meghan said...

Awesome.

And, I can think of a lot worse things to capitalize on.

the Dread Pirate Rackham said...

heh heh...nice.

the Dread Pirate Rackham said...

you been tagged.