Saturday, April 19, 2008

A Pit Bull In Every Pot


Señor I Am Not has nominated Moi for president.

Sure. Why not?

I mean, who am I to refuse this important, historical nod?

After all, it will most likely mean:

1. I'll finally be able to purchase an entirely new spring wardrobe. I can't possibly stump in last year's outfits and, besides, I can write it all off. Just send all the receipts to my poor, long suffering accountant and have her file under: Really, Really, Important Presidential Nomination-Type Stuff.

2. Change. Really real change, Party People. I'm talking the stuff you put in your pocket.

3. Other really real important stuff I can't quite put my finger on at this exact moment. But I'll think of something. After I pick my running mates. And we all go shopping. And then stop for sushi.

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13 comments:

  1. ThursdayNextApril 19, 2008 at 5:39 PM

    I like this idea of real change in the form of Lincoln's and Washingtons...you got my vote! ;)

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  2. AnonymousApril 19, 2008 at 6:28 PM

    Change the way these people treat the animals we consume. Fuckers. We need someone to cramp their style. Ugggh. Then ya got my vote sister! :)

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  3. Aunty BelleApril 19, 2008 at 7:26 PM

    I always wanted a Pres who wore hot shoes!

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  4. NYDApril 20, 2008 at 4:48 AM

    Are intelligent folk still allowed to vote?
    If so then you are a shoe in.

    A shoe in??? What the hell does that mean? I'm off to Wiki to find out.

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  5. NYDApril 20, 2008 at 4:54 AM

    Hey! I found out it was "shoo-in", not "shoe in".

    Glad I found that out.
    Don't tell my students about this.

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  6. moiApril 20, 2008 at 6:26 AM

    Thursday: Hopefully some Grants and Franklins, too.

    Upset: Well, I like my animals to have happy, happy, joy, joy lives before I shoot 'em and eat 'em. So I think I can help you there.

    Aunty: I'm a little worried about the whole handbag thing, though. Carry or no?

    nyd: Hey you coulda left it and I would have just thought you were being super duper clever.

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  7. sparringK9April 20, 2008 at 11:15 AM

    fer Christ's sake will you please address the ISSUES. grrrherhahaha

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  8. moiApril 20, 2008 at 1:07 PM

    You mean the "tissues"?

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  9. Aunty BelleApril 20, 2008 at 5:12 PM

    A birkin in every closet!!

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  10. VixenApril 20, 2008 at 11:23 PM

    VERY cool. Love what you did....

    Happy Monday!

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  11. KarenApril 21, 2008 at 2:05 AM

    Would an Aussie vote be legal? If so, then you definitely have mine.

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  12. JennyApril 21, 2008 at 8:40 AM

    Ms. Moi - what is your position on taxes?

    Wait! I already know.

    Let's go shopping.

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  13. Ms RobinsonApril 22, 2008 at 2:48 AM

    Congratulations. Louboutins for all I take it?

    And

    No Sequined Boleros, Gypsy Skirts or Leggings

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