tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post5397218837561515857..comments2024-01-23T17:23:48.164-08:00Comments on Bite the Apple: Gentlemen Prefer . . .moihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07824043795171732429noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-40582380320573155692008-10-13T05:14:00.000-07:002008-10-13T05:14:00.000-07:00Thursday: Hey, I need me one of those tee shirts :...<B>Thursday</B>: Hey, I need me one of those tee shirts :o)!<BR/><BR/><B>Wicked</B>: You have nothing to worry about, you natural blondie, you. Unless you're really black as a crow under there.<BR/><BR/><B>Cake</B>: When I was in high school, we used Kool-Aide, which stained everything as well. I sympathize. How long 'til college :o) ?moihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07824043795171732429noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-65411549297482035222008-10-13T02:54:00.000-07:002008-10-13T02:54:00.000-07:00Dont talk to me about hair dye! My teenager keeps...Dont talk to me about hair dye! My teenager keeps changing colours and most of it ends up on my bathroom carpet and the shower fittings! Grrrrrr....Joanna Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15944673677004607976noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-29622621021788084632008-10-12T15:38:00.000-07:002008-10-12T15:38:00.000-07:00"...and had to stay home and wear hats most of the..."...and had to stay home and wear hats most of the time." <BR/><BR/>I love this girl.Wicked Thistlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03042361300908347571noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-74909124179325680912008-10-11T06:38:00.000-07:002008-10-11T06:38:00.000-07:00LOL I love your tag. I still wear my "Brunettes Ha...LOL I love your tag. I still wear my "Brunettes Have More Fun" tee from Urban Outfitters. My Prince preferred blondes...until he met me. ;)ThursdayNexthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07838415125991375824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-81134500097501642902008-10-10T13:24:00.000-07:002008-10-10T13:24:00.000-07:00WTWA: Oh, those silly Hooters girls! They do grow ...<B>WTWA</B>: Oh, those silly Hooters girls! They do grow them dumb.<BR/><BR/><B>Troll</B>: Dang. I need to find some Gator jokes. Oh, wait: http://www.fsukxaz.com/GatorJokes.htmlmoihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07824043795171732429noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-17478532255761488872008-10-10T12:55:00.000-07:002008-10-10T12:55:00.000-07:00Pierre and Boudreaux went fishing in Pierre's boat...Pierre and Boudreaux went fishing in Pierre's boat but were not doing very good. <BR/>They came across Alphonse in a boat loaded with fish. Pierre asked Alphonse what his secret was. Alphonse said, "Jes go out through that pass over dere until the water gets fresh. Stop dere and drop yer line." <BR/><BR/>All excited, Pierre fired up the motor and headed through the pass. <BR/><BR/>When they got a little ways out, he told Boudreaux to fill up a bucket and taste the water. Boudreaux complied and said, "It's still salty, Pierre!" <BR/><BR/>Pierre went further out and told Boudreaux to taste the water again. Boudreaux said the same thing, "It's still salty, Pierre!" <BR/><BR/>This went on for hours and it was starting to get dark, and they were in the middle of nowhere, when Pierre said to taste the water one last time. <BR/><BR/>Boudreaux replied, "But Pierre, there's no more water in the bucket!"hhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04341805107057968097noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-53334914893152207872008-10-10T10:12:00.000-07:002008-10-10T10:12:00.000-07:00This reminds me of the Hooters girl that sued her ...This reminds me of the Hooters girl that sued her employer after she won a sales contest. The prize was a Toy Yoda. Apparently they were only told of the prize verbally so she was pissed off when when she got a wrinkly green doll instead of new wheels.Brettheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09962592571393908971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-57197052941114157712008-10-10T08:43:00.000-07:002008-10-10T08:43:00.000-07:00Troll: Fried gator. Sauteed gator. Steamed gator. ...<B>Troll</B>: Fried gator. Sauteed gator. Steamed gator. Gator gumbo. Gator po' boys. Gator etouffee. Gator shoes and gator handbags – we LOVE US SOME GATOR!moihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07824043795171732429noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-63107553936037022542008-10-10T08:20:00.000-07:002008-10-10T08:20:00.000-07:00CHOMP! CHOMP! CHOMP!Yummmmmmmmmmm. Tiger!CHOMP! CHOMP! CHOMP!<BR/><BR/><BR/>Yummmmmmmmmmm. Tiger!hhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04341805107057968097noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-85241787329951556912008-10-10T06:53:00.000-07:002008-10-10T06:53:00.000-07:00Troll: Good one. Another cousin of mine used to se...<B>Troll</B>: Good one. Another cousin of mine used to send me the funniest blonde jokes. Wish I could remember a few.<BR/><BR/><B>Shamu</B>: Well, it's a brave new world out there. The possibilities are endless . . .<BR/><BR/><B>Czar</B>: Few people realize the first step in blonde is usually carrot orange. Been there. Done that. Only the blisters prevented me from doing it again.moihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07824043795171732429noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-30488368964259845122008-10-09T18:33:00.000-07:002008-10-09T18:33:00.000-07:00My occasionally intelligent son tried to dye his o...My occasionally intelligent son tried to dye his own hair after having a professional do it. He didn't realize the specifics (didn't bother asking his mom) about having to go from one color to another to another and not just making some big jump. So he ended up with orange hair . . . arriving at the college that a few months before had given him a full tuition-and-fees scholarship with something that looked like <I>I Love Lucy</I> filtered through some bad mescaline. Thankfully, he went to some hair salon in the town where he was and got somewhere close to his original color.<BR/><BR/>Me, I either just shave it all off or let it grow long enough to where I start playing with it like a nervous 14-year-old girl. What my hair looks like ranks right up there on my list of concerns with the political makeup of the town council of Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan. No offense to Moose Jaw, of course.czarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10887869458750797012noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-34545908368946781212008-10-09T15:36:00.000-07:002008-10-09T15:36:00.000-07:00More tonight for Project Runaway. I wouldn't mind...More tonight for Project Runaway. I wouldn't mind being half of a comedy team in Japan if I got paid in sushi. And tempura. And noodles....Big Shamuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15297361034783510191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-32057151523498560442008-10-09T15:29:00.000-07:002008-10-09T15:29:00.000-07:00A blonde is driving along when she sees another bl...A blonde is driving along when she sees another blonde attempting to paddle a canoe in the middle-of-the-desert. She slams on the brakes and bellows:<BR/><BR/>"HEY IDIOT! IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO GIVE US A BAD NAME! YOU'RE PADDLING AGAINST THE CURRENT!"hhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04341805107057968097noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-78255292014127550022008-10-09T14:38:00.000-07:002008-10-09T14:38:00.000-07:00K9: Sheena was a punk rocker . . . ergo, the THING...<B>K9</B>: Sheena was a punk rocker . . . ergo, the THINGS I used to do to my hair. I'm surprised it's still talking to me.<BR/><BR/><B>NYD</B>: That's funny, right there. <BR/><BR/><B>A.B.</B>: I love change! I love that you're now a cigarette smoking squirrel! If I weren't so lazy, I'd reinvent myself, too!<BR/><BR/><B>Doris</B>: Can you just imagine how proud her parents must be of her? I'd be all: "Uh, People? Not. My. Spawn."<BR/><BR/><B>Emma</B>: You know, I think I'm kinda groovin' on Kenley now. For reals. I NEEDS me that bridesmaid dress. <BR/><BR/><B>Wendy</B>: I hear ya. If only I was smart enough to find something to sue about then it would be fiat dollar bills for everyone, on Moi!<BR/><BR/><B>Shamu</B>: You and NYD need to get together and start a comedy team for sure.<BR/><BR/><B>A.B.</B>: Just got back home – running!moihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07824043795171732429noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-16565887250423343632008-10-09T11:24:00.000-07:002008-10-09T11:24:00.000-07:00Shamu has taken over the torch (pun!) for me so he...Shamu has taken over the torch (pun!) for me so head over to her blog for Project Runway posts.Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-90928535679438103072008-10-09T11:02:00.000-07:002008-10-09T11:02:00.000-07:00It makes my head hurt to even think about this.It makes my head hurt to even think about this.Big Shamuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15297361034783510191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-53555848925318194482008-10-09T10:02:00.000-07:002008-10-09T10:02:00.000-07:00I think she's verrrrrrrrrrry smart. She must have ...I think she's verrrrrrrrrrry smart. She must have done some research to find the most original lawsuit ever. Mislabeled hair dye! So much more palatable than a finger bone in a bowl of fast food chili.<BR/><BR/>I'm considering suing my parents for giving me cankles.VintagePurseGalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05726788265397970796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-70401157140230038212008-10-09T09:45:00.000-07:002008-10-09T09:45:00.000-07:00never mind about doing a piece, there is enough he...never mind about doing a piece, there is enough here to keep me going:<BR/>http://jezebel.com/5061013/project-runway-and-then-there-were-three<BR/><BR/>Did Kenley copy the McQueen dress?<BR/>I'm pretty sure she did!!MommyHeadachehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03924035710478459520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-91197017679914696702008-10-09T09:39:00.000-07:002008-10-09T09:39:00.000-07:00If I were the judge I'd just give her ten dollars ...If I were the judge I'd just give her ten dollars to wear a wig. What dumb gal.<BR/><BR/>Oh and do me a favor, Anonymous Boxer has gone up in flames so I need you to do a piece on no friends Kenley in yesterday's episode...or maybe i will do one.MommyHeadachehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03924035710478459520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-38280406365411194482008-10-09T09:08:00.000-07:002008-10-09T09:08:00.000-07:00Lawsey mercy,get a job blondie.I would like to kno...Lawsey mercy,get a job blondie.I would like to know which lawyer fell off a turnip truck and thought this would be HIS big case.Doris Rosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08932937296853951351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-23394144388849796722008-10-09T08:47:00.000-07:002008-10-09T08:47:00.000-07:00I used to put lemon juice on my hair to lighten it...I used to put lemon juice on my hair to lighten it and it turned RED. <BR/><BR/>How long does it take to grow out hair? Just ask Britney Spears y'all.<BR/><BR/>(it's me, Anonymous Boxer!)Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-21729388740556264512008-10-09T08:17:00.000-07:002008-10-09T08:17:00.000-07:00This has happened to me.This has happened to me.NYDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17182735945473879595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-86045103198449109472008-10-09T08:06:00.000-07:002008-10-09T08:06:00.000-07:00grrrherhahaha! one time i used kool aid to dye my ...grrrherhahaha! one time i used kool aid to dye my hair for halloween. ooops! stuck to my highlights real good. but pink was fun for a while. might be harder to explain at this age which is why i avoid kool aid of all kinds -the dye and the the drink that everyone who is already "over" the bailout is drinking. grrrrrrrrrrrrrolf!sparringK9https://www.blogger.com/profile/08031137344229440004noreply@blogger.com