tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post297106424986118228..comments2024-01-23T17:23:48.164-08:00Comments on Bite the Apple: Rockin' Republicmoihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07824043795171732429noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-46424644780599180532008-05-02T12:56:00.000-07:002008-05-02T12:56:00.000-07:00Making Cake what?Making Cake what?Joanna Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15944673677004607976noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-75301094477771989002008-05-02T09:06:00.000-07:002008-05-02T09:06:00.000-07:00Poet: "Grubment" That's priceless!Meghan: Oh Lord,...<B>Poet</B>: "Grubment" That's priceless!<BR/><BR/><B>Meghan</B>: Oh Lord, the man can give up something, can't he? I'll buy him all the Keens he wants.<BR/><BR/><B>Thistle</B>: Belize, baby, Belize.<BR/><BR/><B>Cake</B>: Oh goody, you're on board. And rest assured, we have clothing for everyone. Mostly, though, what I need is for you to flash your bum a lot. We'll put EmmaK in charge of the actual cake-making.moihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07824043795171732429noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-7528908931836827302008-05-02T08:37:00.000-07:002008-05-02T08:37:00.000-07:00Dear Moi, I accept with gratitude your post as a W...Dear Moi, I accept with gratitude your post as a WMD. Naturally it will mean that I get lots of guys in uniform checking that Im not being concealed anywhere. I am, however, a little concerned at MsR selecting the outfits. She's tall and elegant whereas I am... well, neither. I would ask you both to bear this in mind when making the wardrobe choices...<BR/><BR/>PS I ought to point out that my culinary skills really arent up to much but I can normally blag it by offering a distraction to the burnt fishfingers...Joanna Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15944673677004607976noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-47006805349736764562008-05-01T16:31:00.000-07:002008-05-01T16:31:00.000-07:00You had me at the Ivanator. Now I'm gonna go read...You had me at the Ivanator. Now I'm gonna go read me the rest of the post.Wicked Thistlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03042361300908347571noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-56220853013119501452008-05-01T10:57:00.000-07:002008-05-01T10:57:00.000-07:00Brilliant post!You have my vote, and my official j...Brilliant post!<BR/><BR/>You have my vote, and my official job acceptance. Perfect. Though, hubby may stay home if I ban his precious Crocs. Oh well.Meghanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00800930933919453213noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-30676020770386674382008-05-01T09:52:00.000-07:002008-05-01T09:52:00.000-07:00Ours should be called the 'Grubment' I reckon.I to...Ours should be called the 'Grubment' I reckon.<BR/><BR/>I too love my country but hate those running it (and didn't vote for them either!). I don't see a conflict in that though, it's just unfortunate that the worst meglomaniacs tend to be those who put themselves forward for high office.The Poet Laura-eatehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07779308486569849157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-39678667251210638922008-05-01T05:57:00.000-07:002008-05-01T05:57:00.000-07:00New Troll Meme starts tomorrow.New Troll Meme starts tomorrow.hhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04341805107057968097noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-44430154918186802592008-05-01T05:02:00.000-07:002008-05-01T05:02:00.000-07:00Thursday: Perfect! And good thinking on the Hermes...<B>Thursday</B>: Perfect! And good thinking on the Hermes scarf front. It's all in the details and you, obviously, are a detail person.<BR/><BR/>As for the Ivanator, alas, that dog hasn't seen water since the last time it rained (October 2007). Seriously. He grooms himself like a cat, though. But if your charming ways can coax that dog into a tub, there's bonus EVERYTHING in it for you.moihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07824043795171732429noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-68879252367528378362008-04-30T19:51:00.000-07:002008-04-30T19:51:00.000-07:00PS I am totally on Ivan's groom care even though h...PS I am totally on Ivan's groom care even though he is a boy. Will he mind doggie shampoo that is raspberry scented???ThursdayNexthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07838415125991375824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-55923719698421332792008-04-30T19:49:00.000-07:002008-04-30T19:49:00.000-07:00I would like to take this opportunity to let the c...I would like to take this opportunity to let the citizens know that I will do all I can to ensure that your President (the phenomenal Miss Moi) will always have pink polished toes (to kick some ass with), cream colored nails (to shake fingers at all those who mess with US), a milk bath each evening after discussing important matters with the Ivanator, cucumber on her eyes after a meeting with her illustrious cabinet, and exfoliation as needed. Also, I am pricing an aromatherapy unit to be installed in Moi's oval office. Perhaps a waft of creme brulee scent? <BR/><BR/>I think Moi's first 100 days needs to show her serious side...and she can only do that with a different scarf from Hermes each of those days. <BR/><BR/>:)ThursdayNexthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07838415125991375824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-58364649983236498912008-04-30T17:31:00.000-07:002008-04-30T17:31:00.000-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.hhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04341805107057968097noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-73105647839356481752008-04-30T15:16:00.000-07:002008-04-30T15:16:00.000-07:00A vintage BalenciagaA vintage BalenciagaAunty Bellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13868780211706866610noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-5817562513211177382008-04-30T08:52:00.000-07:002008-04-30T08:52:00.000-07:00I know. Oscar de la Renta? Alexander McQueen? Vivi...I know. Oscar de la Renta? Alexander McQueen? Vivienne Westwood? All I know is, ladies: NO BUBBLE SKIRTS.moihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07824043795171732429noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-70069156370834766692008-04-30T07:56:00.000-07:002008-04-30T07:56:00.000-07:00Oh god what to wear...this is a whole other topic....Oh god what to wear...this is a whole other topic. Meanwhile I have games to organise..the whole world will play games!Ms Robinsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17494839198895017296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-52687778650077492372008-04-30T06:02:00.000-07:002008-04-30T06:02:00.000-07:00She: Well, it is one of the top goals of Moi's Adm...<B>She</B>: Well, it is one of the top goals of Moi's Administration to provide her pals with muy fun fashion opportunities. So Snow Bunny it out, girl and send along the bill. I like your idea for the polar bears, too . . .<BR/><BR/><B>Ms R</B>: See there, I knew I made the right choice granting you the position of Head Weapon. Your plan is absolutely brilliant. And I can't stop laughing at the image of Backgammon boards stretched out across the desert landscape. Oh, and it is of course a presidential decree that the Ms R Dictatorship is not to be questioned. <BR/><BR/><B>Aunty</B>: What a piece of writing! Between you and Ms R, the pen is, indeed, mightier than the sword. We will rule the world with board games and pithy turns of phrase. And lots of leg. <BR/><BR/>(Moi's title, BTW, is <I>perfect</I>.)<BR/><BR/>And now, as you mentioned, the hard work begins: what to wear to the inauguration?moihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07824043795171732429noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-54324589020833574102008-04-29T21:54:00.000-07:002008-04-29T21:54:00.000-07:00--Southern Times Picayune --In a stunning turn of ...--Southern Times Picayune --<BR/>In a stunning turn of events, the Democratic Party imploded after Michelle Obama took her Jimmy Choos off to beat Senator Clinton into silly putty while on an Indiana whistle stop tour. <BR/><BR/>Sen Obama remained unflapped, "Can we get some help down here? She's only fainted, is there water? <BR/><BR/>The Rev. Jeremiah Wright told the National Press Club that Michelle Obama was delivering roosting chickens to the Clintons, and to say otherwise was to misunderstand Black hospitality. <BR/><BR/>Howard Dean YEOWWWED! until the White Coats arrived, but John McCain volunteered to save the party from extinction by switching affiliations and merging party platforms. Rasmussen polls put McCain two points ahead ahead of Monica Lewinsky as befuddled delegates headed to Denver.<BR/><BR/><BR/>With the Republican field open before her, Moi le Chaussure swept the convention, then waltzed easily past the aged bi-party unifier to take the Oval Office. <BR/><BR/>The whole world waits with measured <BR/>apprehension. President Le Chaussure is known to favor people of untried merit for her closet--having disbanded the cabinet.<BR/><BR/>"Grandmother Moi Buckley always said she would rather be governed by first thousand names in the New York phone book than by any clown with a government I.D. " <BR/><BR/>Chris Matthews of MSNBC reports his tingling leg has atrophied but when <BR/>President Le Chaussure's image flashes upon the screen his salivary glands kick into overdrive causing him to froth at the mouth. <BR/> <BR/>Matthews' condition excites Presidential pooches, a Pit-Pei and Shar-Bull prompting White House staffers to change the channel of the monitors to Top Dog. <BR/><BR/>Times Picayune reporter Jolene Slatterly won the press lottery and will be covering the Inaugural Ball. The Belt Way Buzz speculates that the Elie Saab and Vera Wangs that hang from the Blue Room chandeliers are meant to throw fashionistas off the scent. Only the Shadow knows what Moi le Chaussure will wear to this historic Inaugural Ball.Aunty Bellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13868780211706866610noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-1626851806290259472008-04-29T21:21:00.000-07:002008-04-29T21:21:00.000-07:00Absolutely brilliant Moi and one of my favourite p...Absolutely brilliant Moi and one of my favourite posts anywhere for a long time.<BR/><BR/>Frankly I'd do it without the shoes and lingerie but the incentive helps especially when we have work to do. <BR/>As you know Dictatorships and the US of A have been happy bedfellows in the past and I see no problem with you and I working alongside.<BR/><BR/>My plan is to solve the Palestinian/Israeli issue and indeed any Middle Eastern problems with BACKGAMMON. This game originated in this part of the world and it's well known that once you start playing you can't stop. So we'll give everyone a fair amount of land and then every time they get upset we'll organise a Backgammon tournament and make them play in order to distract them. Of course this means they will be playing all the time and nothing will get done but it will make them happy and us happier. <BR/><BR/>Similarly I propose Pakistan become one huge cricket pitch (they love the game) and the country becomes a permanent cricket tournament. That should fix it.Ms Robinsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17494839198895017296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-31912359837035391062008-04-29T14:14:00.000-07:002008-04-29T14:14:00.000-07:00wow! what a delightful post on a day when i cant s...wow! what a delightful post on a day when i cant stop smiling!!! excellent timing moi! just in time to step in as obama implodes. grrrerhahahaha!! ya'll - ive been to some lib sites this afternoon and they are disturbed; hornet-nest like. "its hillarys fault! no its obama! no rev. wrong!" grrrerhahahahahaha<BR/><BR/>i cant wait to leave! i love snow gear. now i have a reason to wear those arctic columbia boots i bought. and me and bjork? we're going swan huntin - you to know, flesh, or er, feather our clothing collection. we'll get the sugar cubes back in the band and rock out beneath the aurora borealis. and i will protect with the full might of the US armed forces icelands borders. <BR/><BR/>i will make icelandic vodka so cheap absolut will never recover. we'll set up reagans star warz systems on the island. how you like that putin! all endangered polar bears will be brought to the island and fed al qaeda combatants. endangered status solved! i will run a contest to select snow bunnies to assist iamnots office.<BR/><BR/>thank you ms president (i cannot call you madam) i wont let you down!<BR/><BR/>what a great day. :-)sparringK9https://www.blogger.com/profile/08031137344229440004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-24851798560189697192008-04-29T13:19:00.000-07:002008-04-29T13:19:00.000-07:00Troll: Way to take the reigns, dude. I'm fine with...<B>Troll</B>: Way to take the reigns, dude. I'm fine with huntin' and fishin', too. Just remember: golf, hunt, fish, beer: GOOD. Home improvement projects: BAD.<BR/><BR/><B>Iamnot</B>: Well, certainly. Wouldn't want you falling down on the job. But I'm not sure the Shrub is in a lending mood; check in with AB, though. I think she's got a handle on some Swiss Misses. <BR/><BR/><B>AB</B>: Why, oh why, do I get a sneaking suspicion this administration is going to be all about managing the male contingent?<BR/><BR/><B>Doris</B>: Excellent. Oh, and we'll be needing a Camp Belize. So y'all can scout that out, too.moihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07824043795171732429noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-62292403468080003162008-04-29T12:47:00.000-07:002008-04-29T12:47:00.000-07:00wasn't looking for a job...but Belize? hell ya! WT...wasn't looking for a job...but Belize? hell ya! WT and I will be packed and on a plane 5/31. Reports to follow.Doris Rosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08932937296853951351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-45797552698475127162008-04-29T11:17:00.000-07:002008-04-29T11:17:00.000-07:00I love this post! Especially your running mate... ...I love this post! Especially your running mate... I mean, who'd mess with a pitt wearing a tiara?<BR/><BR/>And I gratefully accept my assignment as diplomat AND spy for Switzerland. I've always thought their whole "But we're neutral" thing sounded fishy and I'm ready to stand tall for you and 'Merica.<BR/><BR/>I'd be happy to send Iamnot some Swiss Interns.. as if he's nice I'll make sure they don't speak English.Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-71806219593311194052008-04-29T10:18:00.000-07:002008-04-29T10:18:00.000-07:00Er...em...I'm sort of embarrassed to ask...but...u...Er...em...I'm sort of embarrassed to ask...but...uh...do you think I can have one or two interns, sort of...um...in advance?<BR/><BR/>It's a use it or lose it sort of thing and I just want to be sure I can still "serve" to the best of my ability.Gnomeself Be Truehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05113957403673838613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-54663761869240632862008-04-29T10:03:00.000-07:002008-04-29T10:03:00.000-07:00Brilliant post and excellent choices. Especially A...Brilliant post and excellent choices. Especially A-Boxer to keep an eye on those untrustworthy Swissies!<BR/><BR/>Open-faced Viking Sandwiches and LOTS of Danish Vodka and Beer for the innaugaration party!<BR/><BR/>As for Russia, with your permission, I think I'll ask them nicely to:<BR/><BR/>1) Revert back to the Brezhnev-Era of Fashion and Eyebrow Trimming.<BR/><BR/>2) Continue to bully their neigbors.<BR/><BR/>3) Drive up energy prices.<BR/><BR/>4) Increase their support of thuggish muslib regimes like those in Iran and Syria.<BR/><BR/>5) Make Putin Dictator-for-Life<BR/><BR/>My theory is that they'll reflexively do the exact opposite of all-of-the-above.<BR/><BR/>P.S. Cousin Boo says he'd rather be " President of Hunt'n N Fish'n" than White House Golf Instructor.hhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04341805107057968097noreply@blogger.com