tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post2469178447549209445..comments2024-01-23T17:23:48.164-08:00Comments on Bite the Apple: The Cretins Cloning and Feedingmoihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07824043795171732429noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-40237001052315162582009-05-28T06:35:22.526-07:002009-05-28T06:35:22.526-07:00I have a co-worker, not yet 50, showing off pictur...I have a co-worker, not yet 50, showing off pictures of her great-grandchild.<br />Multi-generational 15 year old mothers. Genetically incapable of keeping their legs shut and too stupid to use birth control.<br /><br />(I'm dripping with compassion this morning.)Gnomeself Be Truehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05113957403673838613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-5425790384889380512009-05-28T04:46:07.661-07:002009-05-28T04:46:07.661-07:00Boxer: I know. You gotta watch it these days. They...<B>Boxer</B>: I know. You gotta watch it these days. They just continue to breed 'em young.<br /><br /><B>Pam</B>: If I were the judge, I'd throw this case out on it's patootie. And then order everyone to take Basic Responsibility for my Actions 101.<br /><br /><B>Wendy</B>: Sure. And let's included resignedly sighing husbands while we're at it. And neighbors who stink eye our outfits.moihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07824043795171732429noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-55903624222374564282009-05-27T20:29:15.196-07:002009-05-27T20:29:15.196-07:00Yeah, it's stupid. Light goes on, I'm buckled in, ...Yeah, it's stupid. Light goes on, I'm buckled in, whether or not I have to pee. AND, BY THE WAY, THIS GRANDMOTHER IS A YEAR OLDER THAN I.<br /><br />Does this mean I can sue my kid for elder abuse when she rolls her eyes at me?VintagePurseGalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05726788265397970796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-89805475670078204542009-05-27T20:01:49.561-07:002009-05-27T20:01:49.561-07:00Another reason I quit watching the news. Yes, som...Another reason I quit watching the news. Yes, sometimes an accident is just that, and that is why they call them accidents because they can be tragic. Ack! Two words for this in Oklahoma: Lawsuit Reform.Pamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15357397551761295138noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-31349608943689936292009-05-27T09:08:20.550-07:002009-05-27T09:08:20.550-07:00I was going to make a Depends comment until I saw ...I was going to make a Depends comment until I saw her age.<br /><br />never mind.Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-17894576706305236422009-05-27T08:02:59.337-07:002009-05-27T08:02:59.337-07:00K9: I bet she was wearing FLIP FLOPS, too!
Czar:...<B>K9</B>: I bet she was wearing FLIP FLOPS, too! <br /><br /><B>Czar</B>: I try not to fly any carrier other than Southwest, upon whom you can always depend for at least a Bloody Mary and some peanuts.<br />For how much longer, who knows? <br /><br /><B>Boxer</B>: Sweet Jesus. <br /><br /><B>Czar</B>: I guess all that "abstinence" training in our publik skools is working REAL good.moihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07824043795171732429noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-68681068445883232782009-05-26T20:18:34.827-07:002009-05-26T20:18:34.827-07:00Some years back the average age for a grandmother ...Some years back the average age for a grandmother in a particular Atlanta housing project was 28. <I>Average</I> age. Think about it.czarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10887869458750797012noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-47848829034050372362009-05-26T20:10:08.179-07:002009-05-26T20:10:08.179-07:00she's 47.
WTF.she's 47.<br />WTF.Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-61508680239322337912009-05-26T17:39:46.838-07:002009-05-26T17:39:46.838-07:00"Grandmother" was used because "pasty-faced, litig..."Grandmother" was used because "pasty-faced, litigious dumbass" wouldn't fit.<br /><br />You can take one look at that woman and know she's looking for someone to sue for all the wrongs done her.<br /><br />Hey, Moi, did you get warm pop and stale nuts flying to the Northwest? The puddle-jumpers I've been on lately, they don't even bother. And half the time, when the flight attendants do serve something, they invariably smash into my elbow or shoulder coming down the aisle.<br /><br />"Increasingly decrepit father sues for bruises incurred on nonturbulent flight." Whaddya think?czarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10887869458750797012noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-30743204297500442752009-05-26T14:31:54.594-07:002009-05-26T14:31:54.594-07:00you racist! you ageist! grherhaha
i think the ta...you racist! you ageist! grherhaha <br /><br />i think the taxpayers will pick this lawsuit up in the form of extra fees for dumbasses. remind me again why i want to take a trip anywhere that doesnt involve me driving? oh well, we'll be financing her weak bladder depends pads for LIFE! is it too late to flee to new zealand?sparringK9https://www.blogger.com/profile/08031137344229440004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-86479664112707954832009-05-26T12:18:51.695-07:002009-05-26T12:18:51.695-07:00WTWA: When I first heard the story and the word, "...<B>WTWA</B>: When I first heard the story and the word, "Grandmother," I pictured this frail, 80-year-old that someone surely should have at least HELPED to the restroom, right? But, no. The woman doesn't look a day over 50. Puhleeze.moihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07824043795171732429noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-78905420168936603552009-05-26T12:05:49.082-07:002009-05-26T12:05:49.082-07:00Sad on all counts. I guess to offset the Grandma ...Sad on all counts. I guess to offset the Grandma part of the headline, they should have added Supid Ass to the front. But that seems a little cruel, eh?Brettheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09962592571393908971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-84465623213670050192009-05-26T11:54:53.639-07:002009-05-26T11:54:53.639-07:00Shamu: No, but most likely her cousin twice remove...<B>Shamu</B>: No, but most likely her cousin twice removed on her mother's side.<br /><br /><B>Igor</B>: Welcome and, uh, yeah.<br /><br /><B>Aunty</B>: So the media now shills for lawyers in private practice. How convenient.<br /><br /><B>Gnome</B>: She'll make this year's Darwin Awards for sure. But she probably won't be able to make it for lack of ability to hold her pee.<br /><br /><B>Boxer</B>: Six gazillion billion people busting the planet at the seams and not only do we save the morons, we hand them million dollar settlements, too. Life out of. Balance.<br /><br /><B>Emma</B>: I swear, the entire world must have a weak bladder the instant they get on a plane. I've been on flights with turbulence so bad even atheists were Hail Marying and there were still people sauntering up and down the aisles and into the bathrooms. <br /><br /><B>Troll</B>: I thought YOU were Igor! Hmmmm . . . who's Igor?moihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07824043795171732429noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-88241942192564670852009-05-26T11:14:18.725-07:002009-05-26T11:14:18.725-07:00P.S.
I thought IGOR was Gnome until I checked out...P.S.<br /><br />I thought IGOR was Gnome until I checked out his website!hhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04341805107057968097noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-59003571177638992372009-05-26T11:10:34.460-07:002009-05-26T11:10:34.460-07:00First, I've heard about it. I don't watch the NBC/...First, I've heard about it. I don't watch the NBC/OBAMA network and tend to tune out this kind of story if it's briefly mentioned on Fox.<br /><br />Frankly, I think some dude on the internet named IGOR is more likley to have factual information than NBC.hhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04341805107057968097noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-6458421397415509352009-05-26T10:47:37.834-07:002009-05-26T10:47:37.834-07:00Her argument is she has a weak bladder and needed ...Her argument is she has a weak bladder and needed to go for a piss. Well she should have just peed in a cup or something rather than deciding to walk to the loo when the attendants are telling everyone to stay in their seats because otherwise you will get seriously injured. Another case where some lawyer will win a million dollar settlement for this retarded woman no doubt! good old american justice.MommyHeadachehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03924035710478459520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-58511610644246989232009-05-26T10:21:24.765-07:002009-05-26T10:21:24.765-07:00bwahahah to Gnome's comment.
In the old days, thi...bwahahah to Gnome's comment.<br /><br />In the old days, this was allll taken care of by a little thing called "Natural selection" aka, THE DUMB DON'T SURVIVE. Nowadays? What Aunty said.... Lawyers.Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-33805171982948875442009-05-26T08:09:33.885-07:002009-05-26T08:09:33.885-07:00Personally, I think about 2/3rds of the injury hea...Personally, I think about 2/3rds of the injury headlines should start with "Moron."<br />Go ahead, plug it in and see how often it fits.Gnomeself Be Truehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05113957403673838613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-23605491863603969252009-05-26T08:03:44.293-07:002009-05-26T08:03:44.293-07:00One word for ya Moi, mah Cherie on why the word gr...One word for ya Moi, mah Cherie on why the word grandmother:<br /><br />LAWYERSAunty Bellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13868780211706866610noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782769961461736606.post-68502556682092573192009-05-26T07:49:53.103-07:002009-05-26T07:49:53.103-07:00This isn't the same grandmother who spilled the ho...This isn't the same grandmother who spilled the hot coffee at Micky D's is it?Big Shamuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15297361034783510191noreply@blogger.com