Y'all know how I loves me a boot, right? Well, not THESE boots. Get your Bitch on with a discussion about what just may be the fUggliest things ever made, other than Crocs. And then, please, vow to never, ever, purchase a pair as long as you live. Remember, if we all pull together, we can save the world from ugly ass shoes.
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You know you can count on me. Are you just stopping at the boots on that fashion critique?
I kinda like the clothes on the woman on the left? Are you going to yell at me for saying that? Bwahahahaha. On my way over......
10000 BC
Buttugly Chic
a chunk boot + a chunkette = aaaaeeeeeiiiiiiiii!!
But it answers the question of "How do I make my legs look short and wide?" Certainly, and surely, these boots were made to wear with jeans or similar in a winter (aka snow) environment? You should see them in my town, they really look out of place.
The one on the left appears doable. Is the one on the right Monica Lewinski?
Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.
I despise Uggs.
Ever notice how hot chicks (left) hang with ugly chicks (right)?
Shamu: Oh no. No, no, no, no, no. The miniskirt, that is a BOOK.
Boxer: The woman on the left does not make me want to shoot her. Maybe smack her slightly, but not shoot.
Anon: YOU LIVE to snark another day!
Pam: Dear Lord. Please don't tell me they top the whole thing off with a cowboy hat.
Troll: Oooooo, good one.
Allison: Groovy. You can hang wit me, then, chica.
WTWA: Snort. You just made me sacrifice a mouthful of overpriced French pastry to the keyboard.
If Ugg boot girl is chunky then none of ya'll are ever allowed to see me in person. But seriously, she probably has a very cute figure but should never EVER walk next to a skinnier gal while wearng Uggs. Which is, btw, the most appropriately named item on the market.
There is a mom in our Boy Scout pack that wears those with very short shorts - all of the time.
Every time I see her I want to buy her a floor length mirror because she's obviously only seeing herself from the waist up.
Oh and did I mention that she must weigh at least 250 pounds? Oddly those boots are the least disturbing thing she wears LOL
Pam: Righto. No such thing as the WRONG body; only the wrong CLOTHING for that body.
Sandcastle: How is it that we've become so dumb-ass adolescent as adults that Britney Spears is now an aspirational fashion figure for every woman over the age of 16?
Good morning Moi,
Oh come on now, that's what all the cool chicks are wearing. The ones that live near the arctic circle that is.
I'm going to forward this to the BG. She was going to buy a pair of UUUUUUGS this week but decided she didn't like them. She does have a pair of Ugs slippers which she claims are very warm. That may be but they are grotesque. However, if it was for her, I would have no idea what the hell this post was even about.
I just don't know who thought these would be a good idea. Probably the same moron who thought up stirup pants. blech!
Karl: Well, now, if you're an Eskimo, all bets are off.
Milk River: That is the way of the world with most men. Besides, y'all most likely aren't looking at our feet anyway.
Kym: Wouldn't you like to find both those morons and throw wet spaghetti at them?
Hey Moi,
Given that Obama has won the Nobel peace prize and Bernanke is "Man of the Year, the best choice for the Nobel price in Economics would be Bernie Madoff!!!!
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