And la, la, la, la, la myself until spring. 'Cause NO amount of sex or candy could persuade me to subject my feet to any of these Fall 2007 "trends."
Butt Ugly Fall Trend #1: Dressing Like A Dude
This according to Fashion Windows: Yes, the powerful woman is back, only this time we don’t have to prove it with shoulder pads. This season a huge trend is the powerful woman, weather [sic] it be biker style or menswear inspired [yikes!] the message is the same. We are woman and we are strong!
Nor should I have to feel like a target for Jack the Ripper.
Butt Ugly Fall Trend #2: Brocaded Shoes
Nor like Hell is for Children or Love is a Battlefield.
Butt Ugly Fall Trend #3: The Booties That Just Won't Die
Nor do I want to wear anything named after a beast of burden.
Butt Ugly Fall Trend #4: Mules
Mules are a close second to booties for the Cockroaches of the Shoe World award.
Finally, look, just look at what they've done to my beloved peep toe pump!
Butt Ugly Fall Trend #5: Camouflage